Traditional Meeburism

Meebur Gascon

Traditional Meeburism is the branch of Meeburism that focuses on Meebur as it’s main god. While Traditional Meeburist, or Meebs as they are often called, is accepting of the other main gods of Meeburism, Klaud and Doc, Meebs focus their worship on Meebur himself.

History of Traditional Meeburism

Meeburism is timeless, and as such, can never be traced to one specific starting place. However, Meeburism was the sole Discord religion for around 2-3 weeks and even had it’s own server where Meebur and the rest of D-Squad were honored. But when Doc left Discord, the Followers of Doc elevated him to God status. Many of the Followers were themselves Meebs, and Meeburism diversified to accept Doc and his apostles.

Those who chose to remain sole worshippers of Meebur came to be known as Traditional Meeburists, and chose to worship on the Meebur Cult Discord.

Core Beliefs

Meebs believe that Meebur, as the head god, should be worshipped, and praise him as such. However, Meebur had help in creating the world, and many Traditional Meeburist also worship the other gods. Traditional Meeburism values faith, loyalty, order, and perseverance in the face of adversity, as shown by Meebur during his time with the D-Squad.

All Religions in Meeburism share the same core values as Traditional Meeburism.

Hymns, Prayers, and Poems

Gascon, by Boss Lyonie

Noboyo reads maps like Gascon!

Noboyo collapse like Gascon!

Noboyo frequently randomly snaps like Gascon!

The Lord’s Prayer (Italian Version)        Translated by Doc

Grande signore Meebur, illumina il sentiero davanti a noi con la tua saggezza. Dacci la tua forza, conoscenza e un bell'aspetto molto sexy. Lascia che la tua piccola, verde mano guida ci spinga delicatamente nelle giuste direzioni lungo il cammino della vita. Signore Meebur, rimani al nostro fianco mentre ci sforziamo di vivere a tua immagine.

Meebur’s Goodnight, by Amy

The sun sets once again🌄,

In the Eyeperial Ruling Council - our little domain🏠,

Cool Vibes we always sustain😎✌️,

The mood here is never mundane 🥳.

As meebur tucks us in just right 🛏️,

Our eyes slowly shut but not too tight 😌.

He whispers in our ear so soft and light🤫,

"I love you my child, sweet dreams, Goodnight" 💞🌙✨

Dengr, by Dex

Dengr, Oh our Dengr,

He who was drawn on a low budget art app,

He who was shown on some discord server and they did not like him,

But Dengr was truly Dengrful.

Afterlife

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